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Cohen: Oh! Phone alarm. I have to get going now or I’ll miss my ride.

Cohen (thinking): Patrick used to watch the clock for me . . . and now I have Siri do it. It’s not the same, but it’ll have to do.

Miranda: Bye, Dad.

Cohen: Bye, Mandy. Oh — when you see Patrick —

Ask if he wants a hug.

Sparrow: I am so proud of you!!

I will be right next door. If anything goes wrong, or if you need help, you just yell. You’re such a good boy!

Patrick: Thank you, I know.

Bianca: Gee, Sparrow . . . if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were becoming a dog person.