Sparrow (thinking): I wasn’t planning to bring this up until after the fight . . .

. . . but when am I ever gonna get a better setup?

Sparrow: Hi, “Paying Attention”! You’re also my dad.

Cohen: Wh — How — Who —

Aren’t you about Miranda’s age??

Sparrow: I know she’s better at dressing like a Serious Adult, but I am actually three years older.

Cohen: Still! It’s close enough — I do remember who I was sleeping with back then. And none of them could be your mother! For . . . various different reasons.