Miranda: Much as I think this little revelation could have waited . . . Her single mom used a donor. It sounds like that wasn’t a big habit of yours, but you know, it only takes one time.

And we’re sure. Magic that’s been keyed to “your daughter” affects both of us.

Sparrow: Plus, this one did a secret DNA test. Just to be sure.

Patrick: . . .

[Leap!]

[Transform!]

Patrick: It’s true. I didn’t remember either, for a long time, but I think I do now. You did it on a dare, right? You used to have friends who thought that kind of thing made a great joke?

Well . . . I still don’t get it, but I think this is the punchline.