Guess I’m gonna be on a Tuesday-Friday update schedule for a bit.

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Cohen: Can we all calm down? Nobody’s going to be shooting anybody.

Miranda: Dad, you’re white.

Cohen: I know, and I’m using that so it sounds more convincing.

After all, without us . . . she won’t be able to put Blake back together.

Walker: Will someone give me a visual on my Being’s status?

Guard: Right here, ma’am. Human form, looks fine.

Blake: I am, boss! Don’t let them scare —

Sparrow (thinking): If nobody does the thing in about thirty seconds, I’ll just go ahead and —

Miranda (Malchim): Hold in place, one who is called “Blake”.

Blake: Wha —