Timothy: Do you want to help? The cheese needs to be shredded.

Bianca: How much?

Timothy: The whole block.

Bianca: Who needs money when you can just lean on your fr–

(flicker–FOOMPH)

Timothy: You know what, let’s leave all the cooking to Reseda. She can still see what she’s doing.

Bianca: Yeah . . . friends are great, but you do need money for a flashlight.

Meanwhile, downtown…

Miranda (thinking): “Get a bonus potion for inviting a friend!” Pfft. Who needs friends when you can just buy extra items with cash?