Bianca: The problem is that Being battles can’t be filmed. Witness descriptions line up fine, and the aftermath is clear enough.

But the actual fighting part doesn’t show up on film. It can’t even be seen except by the two Beings involved, and their Masters. It’s like some kind of quantum physics thing. Or a shared hallucination.

Sparrow: Oh, hey, I remember seeing a paper about that! “Neurochemical Biology Of The Human Brain During The ‘Shared Hallucination’ Of Being Combat.” Only read the abstract, though. I didn’t think it was worth buying a JSTOR membership to read the whole thing.

Reseda: Hiss.

Patrick: Rrrr . . .