Spot: You’re the one who offered to feed me. And you didn’t leave out all that much, and I was still hungry. If you didn’t want me looking through your cupboards for more, you should have said so from the start!

Sparrow: Pinch me?

Bianca: ‘Kay.

(PINCH)

Sparrow: Ow!

Bianca: Okay, we’re not dreaming…that really is a Being.

Sparrow: Of course it’s a “being.” The question is, how is it *being* a talking dog, and why is it *being* in our kitchen?