Sparrow: Good. Ooh, I remember making this . . . last year.

Patrick: Why the sudden rush to clean out the fridge?

Sparrow: Because my mom’s going to be here in an hour! I need her to see that I’m a functional adult who can keep her home clean!

Patrick: Technically, I’m the one who keeps this place clean . . .

Sparrow: That’s not the point!

Ugh. I think the fridge is as good as it’s getting. And the laundry should be almost done. I’m taking a break. Just for a minute! Two, tops . . .

(KA-CHUNK)

(THUD.)

Sparrow: Owwww . . .

Patrick: Was it supposed to do that?

Sparrow: NO! . . . maybe if I promise to call more, Mom will buy us some real chairs . . .