The debate!

Moderator: Our thanks to both candidates for joining us in this town-hall debate. And thanks to WSMR for hosting the broadcast.

Joining us today are the incumbent, Republican Arthur Bennett . . .

. . . and the challenger, Democrat Dana Wells.

The protestors:

Sign-holders: Grr . . .

Opening statements:

Bennett: . . . and my opponent couldn’t even be bothered to wear a flag pin!

Wells: I don’t know how to explain to you that you should care about other people.

Questions:

Audience member: What are you going to do for same-sex student loan marginal tax rate exemptions?

More questions:

Moderator: Miss, please introduce yourself.

Sparrow: Gasp!