The debate!

Moderator: Our thanks to both candidates for joining us in this town-hall debate. And thanks to WNVR for hosting the broadcast.

Joining us today are the incumbent, Republican Arthur Bennett . . .

. . . and the challenger, Democrat Dana Wells.

The protestors:

Sign-holders: Grr . . .

Opening statements:

Bennett: . . . and my opponent couldn’t even be bothered to wear a flag pin!

Wells: . . . in conclusion: America. America, America, and America.


Audience member: But what is your position on same-sex vegan pet ownership?

More questions:

Moderator: Miss, please introduce yourself.

Sparrow: Gasp!