Sparrow: So, you’re an anime girl dating a Superwholock? And it’s not, like, Alucard-and-Anderson levels of conflict?

Bianca: So far, so good! But tell me more about this job! When do you start?

Sparrow: As soon as my drug test and background check go through. They’ll call me!

It could happen any time!

Five days later:

Sparrow: Any day now!

Thirteen days later:

Sparrow: Any week now!

Twenty-two days later:

Sparrow: I’m not supposed to be here!!

Patrick: . . . Is this not the town-hall debate for your district ‘s House seat?

Sparrow: No, it is — I mean, I’m not supposed to be available by now! I’m supposed to be spending my afternoons either stocking shelves, or collapsing in exhaustion on the couch after a hard morning of shelf-stocking!

Patrick: Will it help if I go and get you a soda?

Sparrow: Yes, please.

(SIGH)

Cybele: Hi there! Nice sign!