Security guy: It’s important at a convention to keep well hydrated and eat regular meals! Come to the panelist suite. You can have snacks to get your blood sugar up.

Patrick: It isn’t a problem with her blood sugar!

Jany: Yeah? And what would you know about it?

Patrick: Well, being somewhat familiar with this area . . .

. . . I probably should have thought of an ending to that sentence before starting it.

Jany: We’re leaving.

Did I hear it wrong, or did that guy call you some name, too?

Kara Lynn: Name? No . . .

Patrick: . . . it’s a word. Did I use the wrong language? The English version says “lizard.”