Dotan: Tina, I have a confession to make. The Dog has inspired me to take more pride in my identity, so . . .

I am not an otherkin! I am only a furry. I find NSFW anthro wolves to be very attractive, but I do not identify as one!

Tina: Dotan, I don’t understand . . . Why would you lie about something so important?

Dotan: Because you are a very pretty girl and I wanted to spend time with you!

Both: . . .

Tina: D-does that mean you would want to go out with me? You don’t mind that it would be . . . interspecies?