Intruder: All of you shut up and listen! Somewhere in this room, there’s a human who owns a Being.
We challenge that person to a duel. If he makes nice and comes forward–or she, or, I don’t know, it, whatever you people are calling yourselves these days–then nobody has to get hurt, understand?
…Bugs me, that’s a lotta rabbit.
ATTACK OF THE RABBIT. :I send in the 5 year olds.
And that’s when the bunny rider discovered that the self-defense weapons of choice among the club’s patrons were tasers. Lots and lots of tasers.
Or quite possibly the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
It’s NIGHT OF THE LEPUS!!!
So what, exactly, is preventing someone giving this nice ski-mask person a dose of lead poisoning? Seriously. I doubt that bunny thing can move fast enough to dodge bullets, and even if it could, the whiplash would kill it’s master.