Maid: Miranda Imani Lake, you go to your room and stay there!

Miranda: Yes, Miz Juanita.

(SLAM)

(sniff sniff)

Miranda (writing): Dear Daddy,
Mommy is haveing an other of her big loiyer parties tonite. I have lots of good loiyer ideas but none of the growed ups want to lissen to me. I wish I had frends to play with insted of being stuk in my room all nite agen.

Is there a fun school near where you live? Are the kids nice? Pleeze rite me back this time.
Love,
Miranda