Nahumville, and other sites around Harp Lake. Increasingly crowded sites.
Josh: Imagine you had a really great gift, okay, and part of it fell off . . .
Look, you wouldn’t build a house on sand, would you? It would collapse the first time a big storm came by.
What I’m trying to say here is — be excellent to each other!
Audience member: He has such a way with words . . .
Disciple: He takes us aside afterward and explains what the metaphors mean. Yeah, we’re totally in on all the secrets. It’s pretty cool.
María: Aren’t you tired of this sermon by now, Saxon?
Saxon: Tired? No! Shh, my favorite part is up next!
Wait, what’s he stopping for?
María: It looks like not everybody’s a fan.
Saxon: Who does that guy think he is, harassing my Lord?! I would so go kick him in the stomach if I didn’t have standing orders not to do that.
AND PARTY ON, DUDES!
(Wonder if Saxon ever kicked someone before he got that order, lol)
Wait, is Saxon implying he can hurt humans?
What if the standing orders are what makes Beings unable to hurt humans?
Wait. Josh. Joshua. Is this guy Jesus? Do I get a cookie?
*holds forth platter of virtual snickerdoodles* Enjoy!