(Narration)
Okay, look. I don’t usually make a habit of breaking the fourth wall, but somebody’s got to do this introduction.
My name is Sparrow.
I didn’t just wake up. I’m not late for class. I’m not “just an ordinary schoolgirl.”
As of last month, I’m not a student at all.
That makes me officially an Adult.
And to prove it, here’s what I did today…
Cleaned the bathroom…like an adult!
Bagged my own groceries…like an adult!
And now, to withdraw some cash…like an adult!
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Machine: (BEEP) Sorry! Errror 97341
Sparrow: I’ll “error” your face.
Stupidface.