Bianca, I know you’re not exactly rolling in spare cash for turns-out-to-be-unnecessary purchases, but you could buy Patrick a doggie bed. On the grounds of It Would Be Super Cute.

I can’t decide if the Master-Sparrow scenario here would go worse (because she’d still be put-off and wary around Patrick), or better (because she’d just go ahead and pet him, and it would be immediately obvious that he liked it).