But I'm A Cat Person

Sparrow to Miranda, in their very first face-to-face (well, face-to-back) meeting: “Hate to break it to you, sister…”

Me, the writer: (rubbing hands together, Grinch smirk)

How about those mouse-lettered sound effects, huh? I’ve been doing those almost exclusively with fonts, not by hand, for a long time now. Wonder what I would’ve used for “BLUFF!”

(SHAKE SHAKE)

Bianca: Don’t be afraid, Patrick! I’m just trying to think about what’s best for you.

(STEP)

Bianca: I know you can’t be objective about this, but please trust that I’m not going to do anything that hurts —

(LEAN)

Sparrow: Nobody’s doing anything at all!!

(GRAB!)

Miranda: How the hell did you get here?

(BLUFF!)

Sparrow: Hate to break it to you, sister, but you’re not the only one who can use magic! Now lift the order on Patrick, or suffer the consequences!