Colbert fallen on top of Stewart on a stagejust two bros, chilling on the floor, 5 inches apart ’cause they’re–

I know this isn’t the first shippy, fanservicey pose Bennett and Cohen have ended up in…but it’s gotta be the most blatant one so far.

“Bennett holding the glass out of Cohen’s reach”, meanwhile, might be the first joke about Cohen being short. I didn’t make a lot of those — to the point where some readers hadn’t consciously noticed Bennett was half a head taller.

Cohen: Someone just walked right in here and . . .

. . . Gimme my drink back.

Bennett: No!

Cohen: Hey, I deserve it! This can only mean one of two things — and both of them are drinking situations!

First, maybe Ann Walker is behind this. That’s bad.


I’ve been sitting on some secrets she would kill to get her hands on. Possibly literally! And second, maybe it’s someone I didn’t even realize was spying on me. In which case, who the hell knows what they’re after?

Either way, I’m gonna need that —




Cohen: Now look what you did.