Shawnee Badger in a hat labeled 'Bossy'Let’s be real here, plenty of people kink on bossiness, and Miranda would be a great partner for one of them.

New Patrick form! And with seriously fancy details on the earrings and the shirt, there. I wanted this design to be not quite like anything we’ve seen Patrick in before, so he’s not collared-shirt professional like his default Cohen form, not model-hot like the woman he’s played for Cohen before, not as young or T-shirt casual as his default Bianca form, definitely not as young and cute as any of his little-kid forms.

Still the same face shape as he usually has, though. And he kept the ponytail. (Miranda probably would’ve clocked him in a second if he kept the stripe.)

Miranda: . . . And then he acts like he deserves to meet you! As if I would introduce a boyfriend to him. Not for a million dollars. He still seems to buy the “boyfriend” story, too — I mean, he’s not acting like he’s suspicious about anything.

I was wondering whether I should tell some of my friends the truth, though . . . Even though I won’t be seeing them much once the semester starts. Because what if they guess, based on how I treat you, and then don’t realize it was supposed to be a secret?

Poe: They haven’t guessed so far. They seem to assume it’s just you being bossy — and that I’m into it.

Miranda: What? Did one of them say I was bossy?

Poe: I’m sure she meant it in an affectionate way . . .

Patrick: You can get a little strident sometimes.

Miranda: Eh?

. . . Who the hell are you?

Patrick: *puppy dog eyes*

Miranda: OH! You made it! ♥ Sit down, sit down. ♥