Bee Count: 5 — after a stumble over “Master.”
“Aren’t you cute?” “Yes!”
Check it out, one of the rare things Patrick has total confidence in. And well-deserved. It is very, very hard to go wrong with cute little doggy sweaters.
Bianca: So . . . you know Patrick’s going to be there, right? Are you okay with that?
Emma: I was going to ask you that. He got really upset the last time I met him.
Bianca: Only because I went and talked about giving him away.
Emma: So he’s like a child with abandonment issues . . .
Bianca: Sort of? But — you have to remember that they’re not human issues.
Emma: Maybe I’ll try thinking of him as a dog again. Just a dog that happens to talk.
I did think you were a pretty good pet owner, after all.
Bianca: Patrick! Switch forms!
Patrick: Master! Bee! I made puttanesca! I still can’t read the box, but I did it the way you showed me, and it worked!
Bianca: Good job, Patrick! Aww, aren’t you cute in your sweater?
Patrick: Yes!
Sparrow: That was me! All my idea! If you ever decide to build an Internet empire on pictures of Patrick wearing adorable clothing, I call dibs on half the profits.
