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Annotated Chapter 19 Page 7

Mad Libs coverSpot the blanks in the Contract where the current names of the Being and its latest Master are filled-in. For this block of text, I Absolutely Did Not take an entire passage of Hebrew (even a random passage unrelated to golems or contracts) and laboriously replace each character with its Malachim equivalent. I didn't find an English-language contract, change the font, and let the Roman letters be displayed as the Malachim characters that are sorta-randomly assigned to them, either. It's in English, but it's just a bunch of random stuff I was thinking about at the time. Anyone want to go through and un-cipher it? I don't have the original text anymore. All I remember is, there was a lot about Orphan Black.
Miranda: Let’s get it dark in here. I’ll hit the lights. Drop all those shades . . . get the projector running . . . and forget the screen. We’ll use the wall. HUMMMMMMMMMM Bianca: Is that . . . ? Miranda: This is the Contract. This is the source code for a Being.

4 thoughts on “Annotated Chapter 19 Page 7”

  1. Gosh this reminds me of the time I stayed up way too late years ago trying to translate everything we had of the language at the time…. it being tagged on the pages was so helpful, such a wonderful archive system. Anyway, that was several computers & moves ago so I have no idea where those files would be anymore….

  2. I’m one or two days late, but here’s a translation.
    Some of the letters are behind or on top of things. Also, some data was lost… ‘PEVER’ is ‘power’, etc. ‘vowel fun’ would become ‘VEVEL VVN’.

    BI THE PEVER VESTED IN
    ~Tansy Rosen~ I NEV PRENEVNCE
    -EV HVMAN AND BEING IS NET
    —-I HEV IT GEES BVT CAN
    IEV I—-NE THE REAL TEXT
    DEES –VE STVVV ABEVT
    LEVING A- EBEIING THEVGH
    ~Luthien~ IS —–E EV THE
    BEING ———- EEK NE
    BV-E————-T VER
    THE H-AN——-TANSI IS
    ED –VEI LIBRARI HAND
    TH- VENT IS MALACHIM
    IS HARD TE REVERSE INTE
    NGLISH SINCE SEME EV THE
    CH-RACTERS CERRESPEND TE
    MVLTIPLE LETTERS VER
    EXAMPLE E AND E ARE TVE
    DIVVERENT VEVELS IT IS
    IRENIC THAT THE NEN VAKE
    PASSAGES SHEVLD BE EASIER
    TE DECIPHER BECAVSE EVERI
    CHARACTER IN THE VENT
    STANDS VER A SINGLE LETTER
    EN THE ALPHABET EV THAT
    LANGVAGE BVT NE ENE HAS
    REVERSED IT IET I AM KIND
    EV DISAPPEINTED IN IEV ALL
    HENESTLI HEMESTVCK NEVER
    HAS THIS PREBLEM DAMMIT

    CENGRATVLATIENS IEV ARE
    REVERSE TRANSLAT—–
    EASTER EGG NERMALLI ——
    VERDS ARE TRANSLATE—
    EV ENGLISH BEVERE BE—
    TRANSCRIBED IN THE MALACHIM
    VENT BVT IEVR ARTIST VAS
    NET ABOVT TE TRANSLATE
    THE ENTIRE CONTRACT
    ESPECIALLI SINCE SHE DEES
    NOT SPEAK THE TARGET
    -ANGVAGE AND IS RELIING
    HEAVILI EN EXTERNA-
    -IV CES nPHESE SEVRC-S
    ARE VNLIKELI TE CENTAIN
    —PESHIVTING BATTLE
    ME–TERS IT IS A SHAME
    nPHE VEVLD BE A LET MERE
    INTERE-TING THAT VAI SE
    HEV ABOUT THAT LAST
    SEASON EV ERPHAN BLAC- MAI
    TH—— THE BEINGS ANE
    VEVLD BLEV THE MIND EV
    READERS ESPECIALLI -I-CE
    IT VAS NET VERESHADEVED
    ER AN—HING KINDA SVCKS
    THE — EVT EV THE IDEA

    1. Incredible effort, well done!

      I had totally forgotten that I also complained about “Homestuck fandom is better at making an effort to translate weird background puzzle stuff.” (To say nothing of Madoka Magica fandom…)

      1. I definitely needed the hint that this page was english. After the others weren’t, and when looking at it closely made things like ‘STVVV’ and ‘EV’ and had just way too many squares, even for E… I would have concluded it was some language I didn’t know and quit.
        But I’m always up for background puzzle stuff!

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