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Sparrow refers to Sturgeon’s law. Which apparently was originally “Sturgeon’s revelation,” but it’s consistent enough that eventually we decided to just accept it as a natural law.

If you ran an in-universe tabloid, what headlines would you make up about Beings to sell more copies at the checkout line?


Sturgeon’s Law: “90% of everything is crud.”

Sparrow: What if, instead of searching the whole Internet, we limited it to news articles? Better yet, find a news site that organizes stories by topic.

Then you would only get things that somebody had seen and marked as having to do with . . .

Well, I can’t say Sturgeon didn’t warn me.

(Headlines:)

Beings Will Herald Rapture, Priest Says

“Rights Of Beings” Suit Thrown Out In Japan
“This case has no standing,” says judge

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BEINGS SENT TO EARTH BY ALIENS
AS FORETOLD IN MAYAN PROPHECIES

“The Contract” Bombs At Box Office
Viewers unconvinced by horror premise, lackluster special effects

ELVIS WAS A BEING!!
“Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” not just figure of speech!!

Can Beings Accept Christ?
One woman’s journey to transmit the power of prayer

Iran On Verge Of Weaponizing “Beings”!
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Beings Have Nothing To Do With Rapture, Priest Says

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO BEING
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