Knife Cat memeReseda was Knife Cat before it was cool.

This was inspired by some self-defense tactic I read about, years and years ago. If you’re being threatened by a person who’s bigger, stronger, very obviously able to hurt you…make them think you’re totally prepared to hurt yourself. They can win against any rational person! They’re not prepared to handle a target who’s terrifyingly, unpredictably irrational.

(…please don’t deliberately get stabbed unless you have Being super-healing, though.)


Camellia: It’s okay. Don’t worry about me. You can just leave the money–

Reseda: It is not okay. But it will be.

(DASH)

(SLICE)

Men: !!!!

Reseda: Oh . . . were you using that? So sorry. Do you want it back now?