Cats movie posterThat’s fake fur on Bianca’s dress. She’s just getting into the Cats spirit.

…I hate that I have to clarify now, but this is “original bonkers theater production CATS,” not “2019 weirdly-straightwashed CGI monstrosity CATS.”

(The theater!)

Bianca: This place is so shiny! I’m glad we didn’t under-dress.

Look, Patrick! Doesn’t it remind you of Reseda?

Patrick: . . . Yes?

Bianca: Hang on . . . Nobody else is here yet. Are we early?


Well, that was ominous.

Patrick: Master, please stay close to me.