Could’ve just tagged these two as “MBTA security” or something equally generic, but I entertained myself by going with “Sailor MBTA” and “Tuxedo Charlie.”
In honor of the still-incredibly-catchy 1940’s earworm “Charlie On The MTA.” (Boston farecards are still called CharlieCards, after the same song.)
Sailor MBTA: That’s right! Shrink a little more, so we can cuff you!
(DASH)
Sign: NOT AN ENTRANCE
Cybele: Whee!
Sailor MBTA: Score! It’s trapped!
Cybele: Bleeehhh!
Sailor MBTA: Ooh, you little . . . !Where did I put my keys?
(DASH)
(hff hff)
Tuxedo Charlie: Did it come this way? Did you see?
