Quick, readers who are actually up on their Pokemon, construct Miranda’s dream team. (Tiny!Miranda, present!Miranda, or both!)


Q: Have you ever shipped yourself with anyone other than Ash Ketchum?

Miranda: I’m gonna let my nine-year-old self handle this one . . .

Child Miranda: I do not ship me with Ash!

First of all, my OC Pokemon trainer isn’t even ME. She’s an original character named Mariko Mizuno who is super tough and has a team of all birds and is nothing like me at all!

And anyway, shipping couples that aren’t canon is soooooo stupid. I am a mature Pokemon viewer who appreciates that Ash and Misty will be together forever.