It’s not dead! It’s just pining for the fjords!

Gotta say, I love the way fandom has turned “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” into a general shorthand for “this contains exactly the icky things it says on the label, and if you open it and are surprised, you have only yourself to blame.”

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Customs: Welcome back to the States, ma’am. Anything to declare?

Walker: Just this package.

Label: DEAD CORMORANT DO NOT EAT

Customs: Well, I’m going to have to take a look at it . . .

. . .

. . . I don’t know what I was expecting.