It’s your artist’s birthday today! If you want to celebrate, I’m always delighted to get fanart of my characters, and links and recs of my comics.

It’s also Hillary Clinton’s birthday. It couldn’t hurt to send a few dollars her way.

Cohen: I’m serious — this is a dangerous area to dabble in.

Miranda: So we’ll wear our gloves and safety goggles.

Sparrow: Is this sigil likely to delete us from the flow of spacetime? No? Then that’s good enough for me.

Cohen: Haven’t you read any stories where someone goes too far and learns things Man Was Not Meant To Know? You know why those all turn out badly?

Miranda+Sparrow: Narrative contrivance.

Cohen: That’s right, human hubr–

–wait, what?

Miranda: In a story, knowledge that comes too easily makes it boring, so it has to backfire somehow. But in real life? Some things can’t be too easy.

Sparrow: Hello, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children? Do you have a pen? Because I’ve got a bunch of names and locations here, and you’re gonna want to start writing them down.