But I'm A Cat Person

Emma (Skype): Oh, wow — are you finally replacing the chair that keeps falling apart when you’re sitting in it?

Bianca: Heck yes!

And there are new shelves, and some wall stuff, too. I, uh, got a lamp. Sparrow paid for the rest. Patrick is really suspicious of the delivery guys.

Patrick: I thought you got an armchair. How does anything but a folding chair fit in this box?

Bianca: It comes in parts! We put it together ourselves. It’s cheaper that way. And look —

— directions you can read!

Bianca (thinking): All together, it should be enough work to keep you busy all day, while Sparrow and Miranda work on their . . . test.