Thanks to a paws-on-keyboard incident, this is the first page of But I’m A Cat Person that was co-edited by an actual cat.

Sparrow: Hey! I didn’t make this up — it’s a thing! There are studies! If you did any reporting on actual science you might know that!

Bennett: Well, it’s not a thing for me! I don’t even see race!

Cohen: You do, sweetie. You really do.

Miranda: Enough! We’re going to make this minimum weird.

Switch into the form of an adult white male who isn’t related to anyone in this room. Got it, Flopsy?

Cybele: How’s this?

Miranda: It’ll do.


Sparrow (thinking): Well, this feels very mad-science . . . Too bad it’ll probably unfairly creep Bennett out if I cackle.