Sparrow: Listen, don’t take this the wrong way — I mean, you are a perfectly attractive woman, so maybe if the circumstances had been different —

Miranda: I’m not hitting on you!!

Sparrow: Oh. My bad.

Miranda: Eeeugh.

Sparrow: . . . Okay, now you’re just being offensive. Although I can’t tell if you were insulting all the lesbians and bi women of the world, or just me as an individual.

Miranda: It’s not that! It’s — This isn’t how I wanted to —

Uuurgh. I can’t believe this is all turning out so Star Wars . . .