Chapter 25 p15 – These are not the droids you’re looking for
Nov29
on November 29, 2017
at 12:01 AM
Chapter: Chapter Twenty-Five
Characters: Miranda Lake, Sparrow Applebaum
Sparrow: Listen, don’t take this the wrong way — I mean, you are a perfectly attractive woman, so maybe if the circumstances had been different —
Miranda: I’m not hitting on you!!
Sparrow: Oh. My bad.
Miranda: Eeeugh.
Sparrow: . . . Okay, now you’re just being offensive. Although I can’t tell if you were insulting all the lesbians and bi women of the world, or just me as an individual.
Miranda: It’s not that! It’s — This isn’t how I wanted to —
Uuurgh. I can’t believe this is all turning out so Star Wars . . .
Show of hands, who else got their presumptions handed to them on a platter?
Um. Stu, for some reason I didn’t think you’d have been the sperm donor kind…?
Who’s to say mama was entirely honest about that aspect?
In before ‘like a sister to me’!
Stu, maybe next time you edit source code, make the “let my daughter see my Beings battles” type of edits… a bit more specific?
See Patrick’s battles. Cohen got that specific at least.
Well done, Erin. Now how are they going to break the news to Cohen?
Ah, so they’re half sisters. That’s hilarious.
“I said ew because we’re blood related!”
“That doesn’t stop the Elsa x Anna crowd.”
“…That’s a THING?”
NOTHING can stop the shippers. See “selfcest”.
“Wow, you’re hot!”
“Wha-, WHAT?! GROSS! We could be RELATED!”
“…Never bothered me before.”
(From Force Awakens HISHE)
Wow! I am SLOW!! A great big “THANK YOU” to all previous commenters. This whole “Star Wars = related” thing went TOTALLY over my head!
:-[
Guess I am REALLY “out of touch”, huh?