Doctor: We’d like to keep you overnight to watch for any signs of infection. Don’t take off the bandages for at least twelve hours. We’ll make you a return appointment in three to five days to get out the stitches . . .

You can ask your brother to take home your soiled shirt and bring back something clean.

Timothy: W-what?

My brother’s here?

Doctor: Yes! I’ll have him and his wife sent up.


Sparrow: Hi, brother-in-law!

[Patrick’s best impression of “Timothy-esque, but older”]


Sparrow: Oh no! Does it hurt? Do you need more anesthetic? Don’t cry! It’s bad for your stitches, probably!