Website updates! Fancy new heading/navigation font, some tweaked sizes and updated graphics. And I got rid of the dropdowns in the menu — they weren’t great for accessibility. Now you just go to the top-level pages and get links there to the sub-pages.

Also: I redid the social media links, to match the new arrangement on Leif & Thorn. The full set of icons is in the left sidebar, while the row under the menubar is reserved for “links that can directly pay the artist’s bills.”

Anything on the site that’s confusing, or that you’re having trouble finding? Comment and let me know!

Sparrow: Be extra sparkly, Patrick!

Patrick: You don’t need to give me orders, Sparrow!

I have my own Master, and she let my last Master back into these fights, and they already had my last Master’s bossy daughter!

Miranda: Hey!

Cohen: Fair.

Jany: There they are!

. . . and we’re alone right now, but I would be very surprised if Blake doesn’t decide to “check in.”

Sparrow: If he does, how long can you keep him out? I can’t pop in right away. I need five minutes to run back to the hotel room.

Jany: I . . . yes, I can manage that. Why?

Sparrow: Because, in the immortal words of Jack Sparrow . . . no relation . . . who I’m sure will be a classic forever, and not get badly overplayed or soured by real-life terrible behavior in the next, say, seven years . . .

. . . “I’ve got a jar of dirt.”