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Lúthien: I am regularly doing scans for any plans to harm my Master. It is now literally impossible to catch her by surprise.
I’ve also done a bit of recon on her friends and associates, so on that note . . .
Bennett: Okay, okay! Don’t rush me. I, uh . . . Viewers, I was hoping I could save this for a point when the show needed a ratings boost, but . . .
. . . the truth is, for once, the internet forums guessed right — I have a Being of my own. I’ve been Master of the Rabbit for more than two years now.
I am owning up to it because I’d rather be arrested for the things I’ve had her do than blackmailed for them . . . Although, in deference to me being famous, I humbly request not to be arrested until this episode is over.
Walker: wHAT
Phone, get me Karen Park. She’s retired, so there’s no reason she’d be busy . . .
Park? It’s Walker. I know it’s early for our regular meetings, but I could use a private chat. And a bit of stress relief. When are you next available for a battle?
. . . what do you mean, never?
Bit by bit.
Ounce by ounce.
Every mote of comfort stripped away.
You won the battle, but you’ve lost the war, Walker.
More directly.
Fuck you Walker.
How typical of Walker, to think that the only reason someone might be occupied is with work. She doesn’t really have a life outside her work, does she.
Of course not. her Great Work is the winnowing of Beings. Walker International is a means to that end, now.
Well, Walker’s world just keeps crashing down around her.
Also, I am amused that her bear Being is being used as a literal bearskin rug.
Oh no. Let me play the tiniest violin for Walker.
[high-pitched dying cat noises] What? I don’t even know how to play!