Sparrow: I’ve got it! I have my theory on what they are!

Bianca: . . . Do we have to have theories? Can’t they just be themselves?

Sparrow: Well, I’m not about to borrow Camellia’s idea! Froufy religious stuff? No, thanks.

Look, you remember what they revealed mid-third-season in Battlestar Galactica? Right around when the plot twists were losing all credibility and it was getting really obvious the writers had no plan?

Bianca: I never watched Battlestar Galactica.

Sparrow: So? You’ve listened to me complain about it in enough detail that you should be able to recite the whole plot by now.