Chapter Four Page 24
This is one of those pages where I tried to figure out some Serious Political Commentary to insert…and then said to myself, “Wait, why am I bothering? This is a comedy.”
Reporter: Congressman, what studies are you citing when you–
Arthur Bennett: This isn’t about studies! It’s common sense that this bill will kill jobs!
Reporter: I think–
Bennett: Look: This is the bill, and I’m jobs.
(clench)
Reporter: Congressman?
(gack)
Reporter: …
(ack ack)
Reporter: . . . We’ll be right back after these messages.
Bennett: . . . if only people had voted Republican . . .
Cybele: Aww . . . It’s so nice to see him having fun like that.
That’s right Obama, keep the Eggo! Just to prove that I do read the tickers. ;)
I do! I do! I do read those things. :P
I KNEW IT!
Oh. No. o_o I wonder which would be worse: for the congressman to really be that big of a reactionary idiot, or for him to be a cunning enough mastermind to fake it all.
“Stock prices go up, then down, then shake it all around.” Shake your head to the sound; put your hands on the ground! ^^
Simply delightful! XvD
Is it just me or do the buttons on his jacket cuff read 666 ?
Well, he’s funny, at least. Humor is a rare quality in politicians. I may not agree with some of what Obama did in office, but the man has a sense of humor, I’ll give him that.
Oh yes, nothing more appropriate than wishing someone a happy Tisha Be’Av.