Jess: . . . and if the condom slipped on this, it might have failed in other ways too, so be sure to get tested before seeing anyone else, all right?
Stu: Sure, of course.
Jess: Talk to your lawyers about setting up the funds, and have someone call me back. Don’t let it wait more than a month. And, speaking of the law . . . I’m doing interviews for some private-sector work. Moving away from public service. So just keep that in mind the next time one of your programs wants to tangle with the FCC.
Stu: Hey, somebody has to hold the line on free speech in this country.
Jess: You are so full of it.
Stu: Talk to you later, Jess.
Jess: ‘Bye.
(CLICK)
Stu: You hear that, Patrick? Someone I slept with is having a baby! Do you realize what this means?
Patrick: What, sir?
Stu: It means that I have a solemn duty . . . to get a vasectomy at the earliest possible opportunity.
Thank you, Cohen. You don’t want kids, get yourself snipped.
I endorse this snipping.
I really, really like Jessica Lake.
Again. Rational. <3 And entirely not parental material. XD