Cohen: *tch*

Well, you’re a good dog.

For this meeting, I want them to feel off balance. To be holding back, even if they don’t consciously want to. Show me your best little-kid impression.

Patrick: Yes, sir!

(FLASH)

How’s this? <3 Cohen: Great. Now you've got ME off balance. Patrick: Is this not what you wanted? Cohen: Look, can't you ignore my subconscious mental images enough to be blonde?