Patrick: — !!
Sparrow: Yeah? What about Stu Cohen?
Bianca: Patrick, are you okay?
Patrick: I can say his name now . . .
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Whelp, that put to rest the theory I had yesterday and didn’t share. Now I think Patrick needs to lie down.
Not that I’m trying to be glib. Every other master Patrick has ever had (even with his bad memory) has died and the contract ended. So saying their name if it came up, didn’t have the same impact that this does.
No, I think that it means that he’s officially not his master anymore. Since Patrick ran away, I don’t think he’s ever been sure.
… huh… I wonder what THIS portends for our heroes… also, the main page is a little goofed. XP
Crap, crap, true names! True names, this is huge!