Bianca: Wait, wait, what? Does that mean your last Master was Stuart Cohen? And you never said anything?!

Patrick: You don’t like it when I talk about him!

Bianca: I figured magic-using Miranda’s rich white dad would be some guy named Mr. Lake! Instead, it’s rich white magic-user Cohen?

. . . Does this make Miranda Jewish?

Sparrow: Oh, no way. First, technically Judaism is passed through your mother. Second, that girl has no sense of humor.

Patrick: Also, she doesn’t believe in God.

Sparrow: Totally secondary to being Jewish. Trust me.