Dotan: Any kind of dog? Can you be an Airedale?

Patrick: Yes.

Unicorn girl: Ooh! Be a shota!

Patrick: What ‘s that?

Unicorn girl: A cute little boy!

Patrick: Okay . . .

Boy: Leave your weird fetishes out of this! Patrick, can you be a cocker spaniel?

Patrick: Of course.

Boy: Great! Now with breasts!

Patrick: . . . What?

Dotan: Hey, Tina . . . Are you okay?

Tina: I don’t understand. Isn’t there a shape you’re just, I dunno, comfortable with? Anything at all?

Patrick: This one is fine! The one my Master likes is best. But all of these are fine.