And how was everyone else’s day?

Sparrow: I scored this awesome Dalek plushie! It threatens your inferior species when you squeeze it!

Bianca: I won this shiny plastic toy at the Sailor Moon panel! It lights up when you push a button!

Patrick: I got this list of the names of a bunch of impressionable teenagers! It has all their contact information!

Sparrow & Bianca: . . .

Sparrow: Ohhh. You’re Patrick.

Bianca: I feel so much less horrified now.

Patrick: Sorry, I forgot you hadn’t seen this form before . . . Did I say something wrong?

Dalek plushie: EX-TER-MI-NATE!