Long-term studies of in-person voter fraud get numbers like “38 out of several hundred million” or “31 in a billion.”
When I found posts claiming ID laws were important, they did things like conflating different types of voter fraud. For instance, absentee ballots with fake names are a little more common…and absentee voters are, by definition, the ones who won’t be at the polls to get their IDs checked.
(DING)
Cybele: hum te tum dum dummm
(VVVVRRRM)
Sparrow: !!
(DING)
Sparrow: . . . getting it renewed, including the bus rides, took the entire day! Have you ever been in a DMV? Ever in your life?
Bennett: Hey! I have learned everything about them from several highly informative sitcoms!
Sparrow: When in-person voter fraud happens almost never — it’s literally a one-in-a-million thing —
Bennett: And if someone shows up at the polls claiming to be Lord Voldemort, you’d just let him vote —
Sparrow: Of course not! Lord Voldemort is not an American citizen!
Bennett: Your friend here is so nice and polite — why don’t you take a page out of her book?
Bianca: Hey now, I may be the Nice One, but I agree with her on all of this. Also, wouldn’t you want Voldemort to vote? I mean, since he’d be a Republican.
Well, that was inevitable. XD
Meanwhile, winding up in an elevator with a political figure you inevitably despise: Slightly more likely than one in a million.
Kinda wonder why Cybele and Patrick haven’t said anything yet.
I don’t think Voldemort would bother to vote. He would visit the president after the oath and make him break it.
Well, all things considered it’s more civil than I thought this would turn out. No one’s punching each other.