Bianca (narrating): Hello again, everyone! This time it’s me, Bianca. I would have loved to narrate this whole story, but apparently it wasn’t thematically somethingorother. Oh well. The point is, sometimes I have trouble sleeping. And this was one of those nights…
Bianca (thinking): Ngh. This isn’t working.
Maybe if I make some soothing herbal tea…
(shuffle shuffle)
Mysterious Figure: (gasp)
(SHRIEK)
Mysterious Figure, coming into your house to steal all of your chicken nuggets.