Spot: “Adorable”? I’ll have you know, I am a very talented fighter!

Sparrow: All right, that settles it.

A dog is bad enough, but a magical shapeshifter that beats others up for fun and is shaped like a dog?

Bianca: Yeah, I can’t hold you to that promise. (Too bad, I really wanted a puppy…)

Spot: W-wait!

I’m sorry! Please, don’t throw me out. Let me stay. Just for a little. I’ll be good, I promise!

Sparrow: Uh-huh. Listen, buddy, that’s not going to work now that we know–

–oh, come on!