Okay, look. I don’t usually make a habit of breaking the fourth wall, but somebody’s got to do this introduction.

My name is Sparrow.

I didn’t just wake up. I’m not late for class. I’m not “just an ordinary schoolgirl.”

As of last month, I’m not a student at all.

That makes me officially an Adult.

And to prove it, here’s what I did today…

Cleaned the bathroom…like an adult!

Bagged my own groceries…like an adult!

And now, to withdraw some cash…like an adult!

Machine: (BEEP) Sorry! Errror 97341

Sparrow: I’ll “error” your face.