Chapter One – Page 1
(Narration)
Okay, look. I don’t usually make a habit of breaking the fourth wall, but somebody’s got to do this introduction.
My name is Sparrow.
I didn’t just wake up. I’m not late for class. I’m not “just an ordinary schoolgirl.”
As of last month, I’m not a student at all.
That makes me officially an Adult.
And to prove it, here’s what I did today…
Cleaned the bathroom…like an adult!
Bagged my own groceries…like an adult!
And now, to withdraw some cash…like an adult!
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Machine: (BEEP) Sorry! Errror 97341
Sparrow: I’ll “error” your face.
Stupidface.
Excited for the new comic! Loving the character designs. Um, was ‘errror’ supposed to have that many Rs?
Thanks! As for the spelling, chalk it up to yet another of the ATM’s many fine glitches…er, “features.”
For some reason when i read this all i could think is she doing the “Like a boss”
Liking this!
Finally, a fantasy protagonist that’s not a high school student!
(Comment spree incoming. Sorry not sorry for flooding your mailbox :D)