Miranda: Oh, right . . . There’s one real, live thing you might see and take for a dragon.

That Being was on the British Isles for almost a thousand years. Then one of its Masters died on a campaign in India. It stayed there until, some time in the past century, its latest Master emigrated . . .

. . . and now, as far as we know, it’s back in the UK again.

(Surrey, England.)

Jany: Anything else?

Customer: No, that’ll do me.

Jany: Right. That’s fourteen pounds fifty.

Customer: You’re Salima’s girl, aren’t you? What’s your name again?

Jany: My name’s Jany. Come back soon and buy more stuff!