TV: . . . and we’re back! Live campaign coverage, up-to-the-minute results!
People: . . . drove my neighbor to the polling place, so she . . .
. . . throwing people off the registration rolls for . . .
. . . can’t believe they would try . . .
. . . cold-called so many people, I could do it in my sleep!
That’s nothing, I . . .
Sparrow: . . . and from here the offices are right at the end of the hall, Kid Sister Who’s Visiting Me Just For Today. If Bianca can’t find it on her own, I may send you back downstairs to fetch her.
Bianca: That must be it! Didn’t even need directions, we just have to follow the smell of pizza and anticipation.
Dana Wells campaign HQ.
TV: Turning now to Massachusetts, a tight House race in . . .
Arthur Bennett campaign HQ.
Well, I think I can guess how this will end.
Plot twist! Zombie Elvis wins by a landslide!
All hands, brace for heartbreak…
Also, Union Flaggan. Yay.