Bianca: I’m home . . . How did everything go? Okay?

Sparrow: Hey, Bee! Yeah, everything worked out fine. Didn’t even make a mess. If you make Patrick transform, you can sign his cast.

Bianca: Um, Sparrow . . .

Patrick: They’ve been like that all evening, Master.

Sparrow: What? She likes to be skritched! She’s basically a cat, right? Just, y’know, in a body with breasts right now. Since I don’t get a real cat, shouldn’t I be allowed to pet this one? C’mon, it’s not like Patrick wouldn’t do the same with you in a heartbeat.

Patrick: I would cuddle with anyone my Master ordered me to. What’s your point?